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<p>Each year, this league experiences weekends where results defy logical analysis, reducible only to instincts, individual match-ups, and mere luck.</p>
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<p>Matchday 33 was one such instance.</p>
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<p>Here’s a brief overview of the commendable absurdities that MLS often presents:</p>
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<li>The Supporters’ Shield leaders, previously only losing by multiple goals six months earlier, shockingly fell 7-0 on the road.</li>
<li>Columbus, unable to find the back of the net multiple times in nearly two months, stunned Atlanta with a 5-0 lead before barely securing a 5-4 win.</li>
<li>Despite taking only one shot in the first 73 minutes, Minnesota scored twice in three minutes to pull ahead 3-1 over San Diego, with a remarkable last goal from beyond the midfield line.</li>
<li>Charlotte matched the league record with their ninth consecutive victory while maintaining a negative expected goals differential during this streak; they had only two wins in twelve prior matches.</li>
<li>Throughout four games, critical goals were scored in the 87th minute or later.</li>
<li>A total of four players each recorded a hat trick this weekend.</li>
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<p>Let's focus on Charlotte, who extended their winning streak to nine with a significant 3-0 victory against Inter Miami, tying the post-shootout era record established by Seattle in 2018. This transformation is quite remarkable given Charlotte's prior struggles; they only won twice in 12 matches leading up to mid-summer with key players underperforming.</p>
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<p>Three pivotal changes have revitalized their season:</p>
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<li>Kristijan Kahlina regained form, becoming the league’s top goalkeeper since mid-July.</li>
<li>Tim Ream’s inclusion in the defense has enhanced quick, accurate ball distribution, leading to more attacking opportunities against unprepared defenses.</li>
<li>Idan Toklomati firmly took over the No. 9 position, excelling in transition.</li>
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<p>This last point stole the show on Saturday as Toklomati netted his first professional hat trick, demonstrated by his effortless movement away from defenders. His first goal exemplified ideal center forward play, showcasing excellent ball control and movement to shake off Sergio Busquets, creating offensive momentum.</p>
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<p>Kahlina’s impressive performance has substantially shifted the margin for error for Charlotte. With consistent shot-stopping, his contributions have led to more two impactful months, positioning Charlotte for further success. As they prepare for an important match against New York City FC next Saturday, they aim to hold the record outright. Meanwhile, Miami grapples with inconsistent form, having won only once in five league matches.</p>
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